Philadelphia (AP) - Savoring in the victory over the New York Giants, Eagles coach Andy Reid gave appropriate credit to the driving force behind his offense: his giant boy-loving mustache. The pedestache, as it has been called, has taken over play-calling duties since week 6 of the season. "It just knows which way the tide is going," Reid gushed. "I can turn to it in a rough spot and I always get the right play."
Quarterback Jeff Garcia has also been a fan of the
stache. "I knew the stache back in San Francisco," Garcia recalled. "He knows the west coast offense better than almost anyone in the league. Sure, there are a lot of great man-staches in the bay area, but none are quite like that."
Of course, many have said that offensive coordinator Marty Morningwhig is the real brain behind the rejuvenated offense, but sources in the organization confirm that he is merely a front for the powerful 'stache. "Let's be honest, I fucking sucked when I coached in Detroit," Morningwhig admitted. "I had some of the worst years there, even for them. I'm not worth telling autistic pee wee kids how to run plays."
Reid and his 'stache were already busy drawing up plays for the New Orleans Saints as the players filed out of the locker room. Garcia asked the 'stache for a ride home, but Reid was already deeply entrenched with his stache in the film room.
(Just kidding, boys. I'm keeping my playoff picks the same. the reverse jinx lives! NO, CHI, NE, BAL.)
2 comments:
Andy used that clock I got him for Christmas!
Yeah, FINALLY they figure out how to manage time. Was it really Marty talkign sense into him? Although I busted his chops, you of course will remember that hehelped Mr. Garcia make a Pro Bowl or tow in SF as offensive coordinator. Maybe Reid just needed to hear someone else say it.
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