PRISON RODEO!
The state penitentiaries will be open for this one.....
# 4 MIAMI vs. # 29 COLORADO
MIAMI
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U. Miami Hurricanes (not to be confused with Miami U. of Ohio)
Miami, FL (again, not Ohio)
ACC (formerly Big East)
Mascot: once star recruit Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
Pros: knows what he is in fact cooking, also knows his and everyone's role, and that he is the proclaimed people's champion of... something
Cons: Liberty sucks! Go Danno's school!
...or is it Freedom? I always forget.
Analysis: I almost put up a picture of Michael Irvin in camouflage, but that's just obscene. Have I ever not hated anyone from this school?
U. Miami Hurricanes (not to be confused with Miami U. of Ohio)
Miami, FL (again, not Ohio)
ACC (formerly Big East)
Mascot: once star recruit Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
Pros: knows what he is in fact cooking, also knows his and everyone's role, and that he is the proclaimed people's champion of... something
Cons: Liberty sucks! Go Danno's school!
...or is it Freedom? I always forget.
Analysis: I almost put up a picture of Michael Irvin in camouflage, but that's just obscene. Have I ever not hated anyone from this school?
vs.
COLORADO
Colorado Buffaloes
Boulder, CO
Big Twelve
Mascot: therapists (no, that's The Rapists, Mr. Connery)
Pros: Well, they didn't get their coach fired immediately, despite lots of transgressions.
Cons: ....uhhh... and why not?
Analysis: Okay, maybe I'm still bitter about the 1994 Heisman. But this school is full of trouble.
Colorado Buffaloes
Boulder, CO
Big Twelve
Mascot: therapists (no, that's The Rapists, Mr. Connery)
Pros: Well, they didn't get their coach fired immediately, despite lots of transgressions.
Cons: ....uhhh... and why not?
Analysis: Okay, maybe I'm still bitter about the 1994 Heisman. But this school is full of trouble.
VOTE NOW! MIAMI OR COLORADO??
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