Friday, August 10, 2007

college football bracket, entry 12

Run for the Ozarks and cook up some moonshine!




# 11 LSU vs. # 22 ARKANSAS



L.S.U.
Louisiana State Tigers

Baton Rouge, LA

SEC

Mascot: Shaquille O'Neal
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Pros: dominating center, aspiring law enforcement career, dissed Kobe

Cons: "I'm like the Pythagorean Theorum.... there is no answer." Yes, he graduated from here despite completely f-----g up a basic principle of 10th grade math.

Analysis: And you wonder why I don't trust big southern state schools.






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ARKANSAS
Arkansas Razorbacks

Fayetteville, AR

SEC

Mascot: former prez (and Razorbacks backer) William J. Clinton
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Pros: sax machine, had electric super super sex, possible first first man

Cons: antics may have cost Gore, probably could have done better

Analysis: Looks good now, eh?

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VOTE NOW!!!! LSU or ARKANSAS????

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