It's the Bowden Bowl!!! Which good ol' boy coach is actually coaching? Hint: it's not the one who might be dead already and merely propped up by the football equivalent of Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.
# 6 FLORIDA STATE vs. # 27 CLEMSON
FLORIDA STATE
Florida State Seminoles
Talahassee, Florida
ACC
Mascot: former star halfback Burt Reynolds
Pros: biggest star in the world from 1976-81
Cons: .... really?
Analysis: Even picturing Burt as Jack Horner isn't enough to make me not hate this school.
Florida State Seminoles
Talahassee, Florida
ACC
Mascot: former star halfback Burt Reynolds
Pros: biggest star in the world from 1976-81
Cons: .... really?
Analysis: Even picturing Burt as Jack Horner isn't enough to make me not hate this school.
vs.
CLEMSO
N Clemson Tigers
Hootenanny, South Carolina
ACC
Mascot: Bob Jones
Pros: more Rapture-worthy than Duchovny at his highest
Cons: Well, he might have problems with Catholics, also inter-racial dating, also inter-religious dating, also pretty much any physical contact between opposite sexes (but then also homosexuality big time), also clothing of a tempting nature (which is pretty much anything that has buttons), also everyone who isn't in his narrow point of view... but you'd take campaign money from him, right?
Analysis: I know he has his own school, but can you think of anyone else relevant from South Carolina? (Colbert is too cool for this, and spent formative years in Chicago.)
VOTE NOW! FSU or CLEMSON?
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