Saturday, August 04, 2007

college football bracket, entry 9

boomer sooner boomer sooner shut up.


# 8 OKLAHOMA vs. # 25 OKLAHOMA STATE






OKLAHOMA

Oklahoma Sooners

Norman, OK

Big Twelve

Mascot: former QB and congressman J. C. Watts

Pros: sole Republican member of Congressional Black Caucus

Cons: oh wait, he's not in it, because they're all Dems... awkward...

Analysis: Charles Barkley said it best: Oklahoma is so racist, even the black people in Oklahoma hate black people.








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OKLAHOMA STATE

Oklahoma State Cowboys

Stillwater, OK

Big Twelve

Mascot: former march hero Bryant "Big Country Reeves"

Pros: great dirt-stache, nickname, led team to final four

Cons: everything you'd stereotype about Oklahoma

Analysis: Other than the unlikely pairing of Thurman Thomas & Barry Sanders, this is really a hoops school.




VOTE NOW!! OK or OK ST??

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