leo week 3

Yep. I'm going all out already. I'm losing too much too early and the Eagles are in the can. It's time for a change. Speaking of Ranterbrook, as I was last post, he likes to claim that he is the "only football columnist who makes picks in haikus." Well, bully for him.... Danno and I have done it with chutzpah. (AND he's never come close to the Chaddington lyrics, despite being a scholar and all). Read it:



Cleveland scored 50!
And Seahawks bring name offense!
Bengals, you need help. (SEA over CIN)

Joey is hoey
Ruined my fantasy league?
as Falcons collapse. (CAR over ATL)

Chiefs' Brodie Croyle
compared to Ringo for looks
sadly, also skills. (MIN over KC)

Coughlin and Eli
Giants can't be this bad yet.
Nor 'Skins be that good. (NYG or WSH)

Denver's been lucky...
but Jags can't run or kick now.
Elam strikes again. (DEN over JAX)

Brett thinks he's still young.
Shawne Merriman says no dice.
Chargers, are ya pissed? (SD over GB)

Saints stuck in the swamp
Vince Young titillated
Titans. I sense change. (NO over TEN)

Danno versus Stev.
Reality AND fantasy!
Steel D Gores Niners. (PIT over SF/ PEN)

No spying this time
Pats could hand Bills their playbook
Still wouldn't change things (NE over BUF)

Ray Lewis loves minks
And destroying young passers
Matt goes on his wall (BAL over ARZ)

Going negative
The reverse jinx worked last year
Yes, I hate myself. (DET over PHL)

99 rematch!
Where's Kurt Warner or Shaun King?
Ugly, dead, or faced? (STL over TB)

Miami at Jets:
Chad could start for the suck-its
Even with one leg (NYJ over MIA)

The old Ditka bowl!
Brian, please snap TO's legs,
or, at least, sharpies. (CHI over DAL)

Houston's surprising
Indy still hot but still whores
Meh, I'll take safe pick (IND over HOU)

This game is ugly
Raiders playing all Fugly
But, they should be due. (OAK over CLE)