You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

This didn't come up this past week, but the right-before-the-snap icing timeout has to be dealt with somehow. I don't know how this can be regulated. Maybe before the snap the ref can go up to Mike Shanahan, or whoever the coach is, and say "ARE YOU GOING TO ICE THIS GUY?" and then the Ultimate Leader, or whatever they might refer to the head coach as, can say "Yes" or "No". And if he says "Maybe", the ref cleats him in the balls and then Jason Spezza blades him across the wrists. Then when all that's done, the ref can nod to the players to kindly get on with their business. And then if anyone even tries to call a timeout after that, Shawn Kemp impregnates them.