i thought i checked these but i guess not, 2017

Arizona 8 UNDER WRONG

Atlanta 9.5 UNDER WRONG

Baltimore 9 UNDER WRONG

 christ those were like... right there

Buffalo 6 UNDER WRONG

Carolina 8.5 OVER YES

Chicago 5.5 UNDER YES

Cincinnati 8.5 OVER WRONG

Cleveland 4.5 UNDER YES

Dallas 9.5 UNDER YES

Denver 8.5 UNDER YES

Detroit 8 UNDER WRONG

Green Bay 10 OVER WRONG

Houston 8.5 UNDER YES

Indianapolis 9 OVER WRONG

Jacksonville 6.5 OVER YES

Kansas City 9 OVER YES

Chargers 7.5 UNDER WRONG

Rams 5.5 OVER YES

Miami 7.5 OVER WRONG

Minnesota 8.5 OVER YES

New England 12.5 UNDER WRONG

New Orleans 8 UNDER YES

Giants 9 OVER WRONG

Jets 4.5 OVER YES

Oakland 10 UNDER YES

Philadelphia 8 UNDER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahh, my pessimism finally outdid itself...

Pittsburgh 10.5 OVER YES

San Francisco 4.5 UNDER WRONG

Seattle 10.5 UNDER YES

Tampa Bay 8.5 UNDER YES

Tennessee 8.5 UNDER WRONG

Washington 7.5 OVER WRONG OH FOR FUCK

....Well that's not going to be good....

 16-16 for an even 500? Eh. I have done worse.

But it doesn't matter because ...

(I was going to gif the Philly Special but I don't know what level video hosting is on blogger anymore, I'm not doing any video or even pics, you know what I mean)