XFL

Philadelphia Feagles (dedicated to former Eagle's kicker Jeff Feagles)
New York Proto-Clowns
Dallas Felons
Washington Kickbacks

Chicago Bootleggers
Green Bay Moose-Jockeys
Minnesota Princes (Must have a play called Computer Blue)
Detroit Camdens

Atlanta Tridents
Tampa Bay Expensive Corn
New Orleans Hurricajuns
Carolina Racists

San Francisco 69ers
Seattle Grungebucks
St. Louis Gateways
Arizona Pedophiles

Miami Cansuckits
New England Chowda
New York Chadingtons
Buffalo Lotion-Baskets

Baltimore Colts
Pittsburgh Absconders
Cleveland Cincinnatis
Cincinnati Clevelands

Indianapolis Endorsements
Jacksonville Wang-States
Tennessee Williams
Houston Indictments

San Diego Whale Vaginas
Denver Omlettes
Kansas City Stereotypes
Oakland Generals

(coming soon: full wrestling roster)