# 16 AUBURN vs. # 17 ALABAMA
AUBURN

Auburn Tigers
Auburn, Alabama
SEC
Mascot: Bo Jackson (with help from Charles Barkley)
Pros: bo knows all, chuck rules the paint, video game football god
Cons: toda
y, they might weigh 600 pounds combined
Analysis: They've always been good, but they don't have the stars like they used to.

Auburn Tigers
Auburn, Alabama
SEC
Mascot: Bo Jackson (with help from Charles Barkley)
Pros: bo knows all, chuck rules the paint, video game football god
Cons: toda

Analysis: They've always been good, but they don't have the stars like they used to.
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ALABAMA

Alabama Crimson Tide
Tuscaloosa, AL
SEC
Mascot: former all-american kick returner Forrest Gump
Pros: purple heart winner, exposed Watergate, met three presidents, world ping pong champion, succesful shrimp company owner, single handedly invented jogging craze in 70's, helped Gary Sinise find God
Cons: You know, the people who actually lived suffered, while he went by unscathed. Life isn't fair.
Analysis: Yeah, right... if only Alabama was ever that likable.
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VOTE NOW!!!! BAMA or AUBURN???
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