college football bracket, entry 16

In the iron state, this is life and death. A fitting end to the first round uber-rivalry picks.

# 16 AUBURN vs. # 17 ALABAMA

AUBURN

Auburn Tigers

Auburn, Alabama

SEC

Mascot: Bo Jackson (with help from Charles Barkley)

Pros: bo knows all, chuck rules the paint, video game football god

Cons: today, they might weigh 600 pounds combined

Analysis: They've always been good, but they don't have the stars like they used to.

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ALABAMA

Alabama Crimson Tide

Tuscaloosa, AL

SEC

Mascot: former all-american kick returner Forrest Gump

Pros: purple heart winner, exposed Watergate, met three presidents, world ping pong champion, succesful shrimp company owner, single handedly invented jogging craze in 70's, helped Gary Sinise find God

Cons: You know, the people who actually lived suffered, while he went by unscathed. Life isn't fair.

Analysis: Yeah, right... if only Alabama was ever that likable.

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VOTE NOW!!!! BAMA or AUBURN???

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