leo week 1 picks

GB over PHL
MIA over BUF
CHI over DET
TEN over OAK
NE over CIN
NYG over CAR
ATL over PITT
CLE over TB
JAX over DEN
IND over HOU
ARZ over STL
SF over SEA
DAL over WSH
BAL over NYJ
SD over KC

week pik six

CIN over HOU
GB over DET
BAL over MIN
NYG over NO
PIT over CLE
CAR over TB
WSH over KC
JAX over STL
ARZ over SEA
PHL over OAK
NE over TEN
NYJ over BUF
CHI over ATL
SD over DEN

leo week cinco (but not ocho) picks

BUF over CLE
PIT over DET
DAL over KC
MIN over STL
NYG over OAK
PHL over TB
CAR over WSH
BAL over CIN
SF over ATL
SEA over JAX
HOU over ARZ
NE over DEN
IND over TEN
NYJ over MIA

leo week forte picks

NE over BAL (yes, i am still giving them the benefit of the dobut)
WSH over TB (though I will laugh my ass off....)
TEN over JAX
HOU over OAK
CHI over DET
CIN over CLE
IND over SEA
NYG over KC
NO over NYJ
MIA over BUF
DAL over DEN
SF over STL
PIT over SD
MIN over GB (i have to admit, it will be fun)

leo week threve picks

WSH over DET
GB over STL
MIN over SF
NE over ATL
TEN over NYJ
PHL over KC (please god...)
NYG over TB
BAL over CLE
JAX over HOU
CHI over SEA
NO over BUF
PIT over CIN
OAK over DEN
IND over ARZ
DAL over CAR

rest of week 16 candles

You may be wondering, Mr. Pennsauken, why I went with Jay Cutler over Eli Manning at the last minute. It's all part of the plan. Don't let it worry you too much.

(Ambigous Psych Outs Galore!)

JAX over OAK
DET over KC (no faith in either)
INd over HOU
NO over PHl (no jinx, saints just have much more to play for)
GB over CHI
CLE over CIN
ARZ over ATL
TB over SF/PENN/ LUCKY TO HAVE THE FALCONS AND DOLPHINS
TEN over NYJ
NE over MIA (though I'd laugh my arse off)
SEA over BAL
MIN over WSH (intriguing)
NYG over BUF (nothing makes me feel good about this)
SD over DEN (ok as long as Cutler throws some deep)

week quinciera (i think thats 15)

NO over ARZ
TB over ATL
BAL over MIA
CLE over BUF
GB over STL
PIT over JAX
NE over NYJ
SEA over CAR
TEN over KC
IND over OAK
SD over DET
DAL over PHL
NYG over WSH
MIN over CHI

denver, i hate you. cinncy, what the hell? you couldn't stop a third string qb??? gawd.

early pickins

So I kinda understand a Thursday game late in the season, but a Saturday? When it's not even the holiday weekend or anything? I know the college games are over, except for bowls, which can be any night, but still.... a lot of people are in their fantasy playoffs right now (cough...ahem) and they might catch that Thursday game, but will they remember Saturday?

I did.... but I worry for you, America.

DEN over HOU


CIN over SFAILURES (way to give the Pats a nice pick next year, jerks.)

week 14 days of (= hannukah + half days of giving of christmas)

DAL over DET
BUF over MIA
NYG over PHL
TEN over SD
JAX over CAR
CIN over STL
GB over OAK
NE over PiT
TB over HOU
ARZ over SEA
MIN over SF
CLE over NYJ
DEN over KC
IND over BAL
NO over ATL

I'm not couting WSH vs. CHI. I don't even remember who I would have picked. Unless I sent you gusy an email, which I can't find now.



Also, unless I change this before then, let's say DEN over HOU for next week so I don't forget. If anyone gets hurt, I'll try to refine that.

week 13 ghosts with F MURRAY ABRAHAM!!!

By the way, for my two cents on college football: you know who should win the national title this year?

NOBODY!

Sorry, kids, but no matter how much you tweak the system, it doesn't work if nobody qualifies. They should hand the trophy to Auburn for a couple years ago, when they were undefeated and couldn't even get in the big game. No one deserves it now.

onto the pros....


already noted DAl over GB

TEN over HOU
IND over JAX
SD over KC
STL over ATL
NYJ over MIA
DET over MIN
SEA over PHL
WSH over BUF
CAR over SF
CLE over ARZ
DEN over OAK
NYG over CHI
NO over TB
PIT over CIN
NE over BAL

turducken picks, week 12

i already got 2 of 3... as i presented before the date.....

IND over ATL
DET over GB (i was feeling it, but they weren't... they have sinned)
DAL over NYJ

now for sunday...

TEN over CIN
CLE over HOU
KC over OAK
SEA over STL
NYG over MIN
TB over WSH
NO over CAR
JAX over BUF
ARZ over SFAILURES WITH A BEAUTIFUL CITY THEY DON'T DESERVE
DEN over CHI
SD over BAL
NE over PHL (does it matter who is qb?)
PIT over SUCK ITS (don't blow this...)

week not stevin 11

OAK over MIN (no Peterson)
PHL over MIA (no way)
SD over JAX (no run d)
CLE over BAL (no, baltimore, it's over)
NO over HOU (no more bush-williams talk)
TB over ATL (no qbs)
CIN over ARZ (no beards)
NYG over DET (no Calvin)
GB over CAR (no qb under 40)
IND over KC (no LJ)
PIT over NYJ (no chance, doctor)
STL over SF (no anything for niners)
SEA over CHI (no stable qb)
DAL over WSH (no Moss)
NE over BUF (no chance)
TEN over DEN (no Henry)

week The Ten with PAUL RUDD! JESSICA ALBA! MEMREMRERERE!

(last bye week, fyi)

BUF over MIA
NO over STL
PIT over CLE
PHL over WESH (even when they're bad, they always split with skins)
GB over MIN
CAR over ATL
TEN over JAX
DEN over KC
BAL over CIN
NYG over DAL
ARZ over DET
CHI over OAK
IND over SD
SEA over SF Failure-Niners

week nine lives

This is a good day as I get to watch two highly anticipated games: the Overhype Bowl between the Pats and Colts (playoffs are all that really matter anymore for them), and a nationally televised Eagles games against the evil Gauchos. I have to be honest though: as much as it disappoints me, the Pats and Cowboys scare the feck out of me, and I can see both of them running up the score. Badly. I hope not, but we'll see.

SF/PEN over ATL (finally, the JT's get a team in more turmoil than selves)
SD over MIN (they get it now, and I think everyone realizes Vikings can't pass)
JAX over NO (Jags still have D intact)
WSH over NYJ (Kellen Clemens, we're sorry)
TB over ARZ (meh, Bucs are feisty now)
CIN over BUF (this feels like a big mistake, but come on, Bengals, you can't miss here)
DEN over DET (someone has to beat Detroit soon)
TEN over CAR (I'd say panthers, but Titans are just doing good)
OAk over HOU (Texans fell apart minus Scaub)
GB over KC (don't care)
SEA over CLE (high scoring game, Hawks back on track)
NE over IND (hate)
DAL over PHL (hate hate hate)
PIT over BAL (Ravens haven't even looked that good, and in the Burgh? no way)

week eight is nova scotian

glaven!

no jinxes anymore. just wins. c'mon, reid, this is not that difficult...

CLE over STL
NYG over MIA
PHI over MIN
IND over CAR
CHI over DET
PIT over CIN
TEN over OAK
TB over JAX
NYJ over BUF
SD over HOU (it's my desire! game)
NO over FAILURES THAT DON'T BELONG IN SF or PEN
NE over WSH
GB over DEN

week slevin leovin

NE over MIA
NO over ATL
SF/PEN over NYG
HOU pver TEN
BAL over BUF
WSH over ARZ
TB pver DET
OAK over KC
CIN over NYJ
DALL over MIN
CHI ober PHI
SEA over STL
PIT pver DEN
IND over JAX

week 6 picks from the beehive state

There are only 13 games this week, as the delightful NFL schedule-makers decided to give six teams the week off, ruining fantasy teams everywhere... like mine.



TB over TEN
CHI over MIN
HOU over JAX
CLE over MIA
BAL over STL
GB over WSH
CIN over KC
NYJ over PHL (yeah, i know, it didn't work last time.... i just think Birds are falling apart)
CAR over ARZ (Vinny to the rescue!)
SD over OAK
NE over DAL
SEA over NO (i did not phone my brother's dog, but i did flip a coin)
NYG over ATL (i was tempted but then atlanta sucks)

Week Fieve

HOU def MIA
JAX def KC
NE def CLE
CAR def NO
NYJ def NYG
PIT def SEA (after sketchy officiating)
ARZ def STL
WAS def DET
TEN def ATL
IND def TB
DEN def SD
SF def BAL
GB def CHI
DAL def BUF

wekk 5 with a bottle of blues

And it just keeps rolling downhill.....

I have no idea anymore. I really don't. But I will try, as always.

STL over ARZ (Way too much going against Rams.... but come on, they HAVE to win soon, right????)
NE over CLE (Romeo, oh Romeo, thou hast the potential for revenge.... but probably not)
CAR over NO (I clearly can't pick any Saints games right, so I let my brother's dog pick this one.... no, honestly, I did)
NYJ over NYG (This is an ugly Jersey showdown... Jets are slightly less awful)
PIT over SEA (Arizona woke them up, Seattle is winning but still vulnerable)
WSH over DET (I think I like Skins...???)
HOU over MIA (I'm tempted to go with the reverse, but Fins truly do S*CK IT)
TEN over ATL (If Joey actually comes back after ripping me off............)
JAX over KC (I think the talent level is too high, but.... )
IND over TB (Dungy Bowl! Bucs not bad but Indy doesn't lose much at home)
SD over DEN (Once again, Chargers SHOULD be winning easily)
SF over BAL (I don't trust Ravens anymore, although not that Niners are worth it...meh.... John Taylor told me to do it)
CHI over GB (It seems too easy, but Bears are furious)
DAL over BUF (Oh, to be in 1994 again.... I will again root feverishly for Bills as they lose by 40)



I love and hate football on similar levels.

leo week 4 pix

Well this isn't helping.

I still have no idea about half of these teams. Who is for real? Who is pissed? St. Louis is too good to start 0-4. But are they going to beat Dallas on the road? Cinncy is too good (at least offensively) to start 1-3. But are they going to beat the Pats? Miami and Oakland both suck, but even the Suck-Its should win once. I just think that after teams get to 3-0 or 0-3, they get either desperate or too cocky. It's too easy to ride the hot hands... but then again, if they play someone obvious.... arggh. This season is pissing me off. With that, the picks.

MIA over OAK (no McCown, in Miami.... meh, I guess)
GB over MIN (watch the Pack lose now that everyone believes in them.. like me)
HOU over ATL (MATT SCHAUB BOWL!!!)
NYJ over BUF (although Bills have to be pissed soon.... don't they?)
BAL over CLE (no 51 points this week)
DAL over STL (i want to say Rams, but i just can't)
CHI over DET (Griese to the rescue)
SF over SEA (really, really tough call.... Niners have had the edge recently)
CAR over TB (I have a bad feeling about this one)
PIT over ARZ (Steelers should have it)
SD over KC (Chargers struggling, but not that bad)
IND over DEN (Colts always own them, and Broncos look shaky)
NYG over PHL (the reverse jinx is alive)
NE over CIN (I'd like to see Cinncy, but I have no faith in D)